BIG LOVIN'

Now...I am not gonna say I am addicted to the TV but any of you who have seen my show know that I am fond of the boob tube.

As it were.

I always like to use that in sentences "As it Were"...that way of you are talking shit and don't know what you are spouting about people are all dazzled by " As it were" at the end ....don't believe me...try it.

Anyhow, back to the old tube.....

So, even though it was overcast as shit at the beach last week I still managed to burn...because my skin is a bit from hell. So, I was feeling a bit damaged and decided to stay in and out of the sun and watch some TV.

I have the PVR and TMN on demand, like any good TV lover, so I decided to watch " Big Love" the HBO show about Polygamy.

What a subject.

Anyhow the lovely Jeanne Tripplehorn and the always-mistaken-for-Bill-Pullman, Bill Paxton were heading the cast...I thought how bad could it be?

Well, who watched all 13 episodes?

In a row.

Me.

Me Loved It.

Couldn't get enought of all the character actors all over it and the plot line.....gripping as hell!!!

Chloe Sevigy...did I spell that right?....plays one of the three wives ....I just hate her/love her.

I haven't liked her in anything before but I really like her in this.

The other wife is played by Jinnifer Goodwyn.

Where have I seen here before?

I know that I could IMDB it but it is more fun this way.

Anyhow, if you get a chance pull up a chair and be engrossed.

Speaking of grossed I hear that the new season of "Slings and Arrows" starts soon and playing a role this season is friend to "Sharron's Party" Damien Atkins!

Woo hoo.

Love TV.

Hate my demon skin.

Gonna go the gym.

OH My God!!

Lance Bass is gay? No way? Who knew? Well, some of us........I loved Reichen on the Amazing Race ...but what happened to his Crazy, with a capital C , husband Chip??? He was kooky! I guess they went to an NSYNC concert and Lance spied him from the stage and sent his minions to find him and then they lived happily ( secretly ) ever after.
Hmm.
I went to the beach today...in Turkey Point. It wasn't supposed to rain ...so guess what it did?
Rain...and buckets....shitloads.....so much so that the sewers were spitting the water back. You might think that I am being dramatic, cause I am known for it....but it is all true. I still got a great swim and then did a little window shop with my sis and niece. We had a great day.
Okay....one more thing....Allison got booted ofa " So You Think..." What happened there?
Natalie should have went.
Oh my summer reality shows make me think too hard.
I am going to Fashion Crimes tomorrow to do an article for the Star with Rita Zekas....awesome!!! Any chance I get to dress like a diva I am a happy girl!

That is it!

That is the LAST TIME I watch crappy Canadian Idol. I know I said that yesterday was...but I lied....sue me.....Ug. George wanted to watch the results show. The best singer on the show got booted....she looked shock and a bit pissed. I applaud that reaction.
It is just so ...so....lame. That is the best I can come up with. Those young-uns sing songs with crappy arrangements with a kick- ass band...backed up by my friend Saidah, incidentally one of the best singers I know,....and they couldn't be worse and then the lame judges tell them that they were great. Did you see the episode where Sass sang last year?? I was so shocked and freaked that I watched it from the other room, the kitchen with my head sticking around the corner. She was turrrrrrrble.
Oh my ...my cup runneth over with contempt....I am usually trying to find something positive in performers but I just couldn't. There are so many awesome people out there...I know it...I have seen them and he we are on national TV represented by Stephie D.....if you don't get it ...watch one episode next week...I would love to hear what the three of you thought. I won't be....watching that is...I'll be reading my People magazine.

this stinks

I have published two blogs that have not come through....I haven't forgotten....I am just tyring to figure it out. It was about camping and Lord of the Rings and the Catering Queen.....some bonus stuff.....ah well.....Just finished watching Canadian Idol. It is the last time...talk about bad, lame, mediocre, crappy....oooh ug......Stephie D........please!!!!!! It hurts my feelings......it is just everything that is wrong......but don't ever touch my So You Think You Can Dance...that is just good shit right there.The show was awesome fun last week.Not alot of regulars but a ton of new peeps.We sang Lionel Richie's "All Night Long""Tumbo leeta sa de mool ya....."Well....... that is what it sounds like to me.Finished shooting on the "Camille" movie this week with Sienna Miller and James Franco. Nice.Jude Law was there in the make up trailer but I couldn't come up with a good excuse to go in.....pussy.I am sure that he is short.Going to work my ass off this week on the next few shows...new guests...new attitude.......well, same attitude.

Camping and Orcs

Well, George and I got back yesterday from our only vacation this year and our last until next January, boo hoo. George is working like a dog starting tomorrow until the middle of January. He is doing a show at Summerworks , then a show at Theatre Aquarius, then he is playing Horton in the Suessical at LKYPT. He is busy.
We went.......are you sitting?.......camping.
Really, me.
We went to Turkey Point...just outside of Port Dover. Our tent was so small that at about 4:00am we would open up the door and stick our feet out so that we could lie straight. But is was nice.......and a bit dirty. I think camping is just an excuse for poor hygiene, really. But we cooked outdoors and ate outdoors and , since I have recently taken up drinking again, drank wine ourdoors. We spent our days at the beach, which was excellent. I was under my umbrella 'cause I have the sensitive skin and George would not put on sunscreen so as a result got a 2nd degree sunburn and every four hours I put aloe vera on him.
Bless.
The water was very cold but I went in anyway. I tried to stay away from the screaming children 'cause you know they are just peeing their pants off in there.
Then we came back and our dear friend Cory got us $20 tickets to Lord Of The Rings.....which I loved! Fuck all those reviewers. I do love the genre....the whole sword and knight deal-ie but it was so beautiful on the eyes and the ears....so incredibly creative..... I could not help but applaud it's excitement.
Then we came home and watched the PVR we had of So You Think You Can Dance...two words...awe-some.
Patrick and I are off this week to Shaw to rehearse Mr. Dan Chameroy. WE are taking a gay day trip. It will be very festive and filled with fabulousness.
The Party is next week....July 17th...they are coming up faster and faster. I was just getting the Songologue together! Woo Hoo.
Friday I start on the film Camille, the Sienna Miller and James Franco movie shooting in town...maybe I can get her out to the show....Hahahahahahhahah!!! Ya never know! I am playing a paramedic. Very serious.