You tube, Oscars, Spring Awakening...

Been looking around computer land....did you know that Kyle Golemba....who was the first "Movin' On Up" guest....has put his performance on Youtube.....I looked at all three....that is one good performer and storyteller....and I just found out that I have been mispronouncing his name for the last year or so....he is so dear....never would have told me......too sweet, sorry Kyle!
Now, the Oscars....glad, first of all, that I saved them on my PVR...so I could fast forward through all of the boring parts....most of it.....wow...REALLY ......what a snore fest.......I almost cried when Eddie Murphy didn't win....I LOVE him....no one makes me laugh more....except for maybe Rick Mercer....who I will have on my show one day...I WILL anyhow........back to the show....Ellen seemed nervous...didn't she?? She got into it after a few minutes....but I wished she would have killed....I did love the number that Will Ferrell, Jack Black and John C. Reilly( written by Marc Shaiman)did....I wish they had the same kind of number with comedy woman who have the same kind of profile as them like..........well.....hmm.....I cannot think of any.....who?? Can you?
Oscars...short thoughts....
1. Why did all of he skinny blond women ( Nicole Kidman, Gwyenth Paltrow and others) have there hair laquered over their left shoulder?? Were they all trying to cover the hole for the liquid feeding bag that hides there?
2. Why did all of the dresses look almost exactly the same?
3. Why wouldn't Clint Eastwood just let Ellen do her camera bit? He just kept talking into her mic and asking stupid questions.........Hey Clark!!! (that is George's new name for him...I know not why...but it made me laugh) What's with the war fixation??? Your 140 minutes are up!
4.What about the Morricone speech....is that how you spell it.....I'd like to think I have more culture in my life but after the 10th minute of his speech in Italian...please see previous blog.....I just thought......Play the damned music already!!!
5. I don't like Will and Jada's kid......he just seems.... entitled.... he needs a good boot in the ass!
I feel that I am mean....a bit funny but maybe mean ......thinking.....which is more important......thinking more......have decided on.......funny.
OKAY!
Have you heard or seem any Spring Awakening?
Go to their website and there are some show spots on it......cannot wait to see it, am totally gay for it........love the music.......love the voices...........RUN!!!!

hmmmm

I am wondering a few things....
How the hell does "Babel" get touted, if I may try to use the word correctly, as a Brad Pitt film.....all he does is run around in his age makeup and hold a pee pee tin for Cate Blanchett...who I love in any movie, may it be said right here....but it is more about the naked Asian chick and the older Hispanic lady....both whom ( who?) are amazing ....oh ya and the masturbating kid from Moracco......it takes alot for me to watch these movies.....I hate this colour of purple.......hmmmmm...this is better, it reminds me of water and things that are summer-ie........Ya know what makes me watch these movies????
Oscar time....we are thinking of going to see Monkey Toast and then watching the Oscars at the Drake.....but I know I will probably end up in my jammies with Georgie in front of the fire....in our fireplace....we don't just go lightling random fires in our house....
We have "Half Nelson" with that Ryan Gosling in it downstairs....but I am gonna honest with you guys.....whoever you may be out there today........I would rather see a Drew Barrymore movie....or Will Ferrell....give me stupid funny anytime....shouldn't we have bigger awards for people who make us laugh...there is enough cryin' in the world....
And speaking of laugh and cry...I watched a PVR I had of Jim Carrey on the View....what the frick is wrong with him....it was super weird....he was acting the way he thought he should act....not that I really go for the over the top extrovert he usually is on shows....but dear lord....I had to turn it off....well, no I fast forwared it until I could see the cast from Spring Awakening......wow....I went to Itunes and bought the soundtrack....yes..total gaylord here.
We also watched 30 Rock again last night......totally love that show....Alec Baldwin is just bust-your-gut funny.......and well, Tina FEY ...hire me....remember me.......I can sing and all......HIRE ME!!!

Got an Apple....

You guys know what I did this morning?
I got up at 7:00pm....ya I know..me......and got into my fricken salt covered truck and drove to...Oakville.
Why you ponder?
I went and talked to some of the performers of tomorrow....at Sheridan College...I talked in a class called "Business Practice" and it sounded a bit like a class for hooking....I don't know why!
But!
They are teaching them about business at Sheridan...I wish that they had taught us that....I might have saved some of the cash that I made in the chorus working at the Limelight Dinner Theatre....remember that place?
Anyhow, I told them about myself....I guess I didn't know that I could talk for 45 minutes straight without a breath.....I think George knew.....and maybe Patrick.
It was fun.....they all look very young and I remember looking that eager.
We were a cutthroat bunch out there.
I was just returning emails and George is watching....what? ...Dirty Dancing .....and I could hear it out of the corner of my conciousness and ran all the way downstairs and almost fell down the stairs to do a whole blow by blow commentary of when Baby and Johnny do the dance that then turns into the horizontal hula....
Then I spoke along with the sister Lisa when she tells Daddy that she will sing......." I Feel Pretty...or What the Simple Folk Do....or I Feel Pretty"
Then....I was kicked out of the living room to the office again.

Why....why is it sooo @#$%-ing cold

I know it is Canada...I know that it is cold here....so don't be all smarty pants and remind me.....but after watching Al Gore's "An Inconvienient Truth" ( which is probably totally spelled wrong but me no care) I thought that it wouldn't be that cold anymore.
LIARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The "Sharron's Party" gang ...well some of us.....basically Patrick, I and our loving partners George and James, all got into the Explorer....yes, I know.....it is a environmental nightmare.....and went up to Perth.....do you know where that is?
No?
My friend Michael , with his partner David, bought a beautiful manor.....yes...it is a mansion and they run a boutique hotel in lovely Perth which is a short 3.5 hours away on the 402, to highway 36, then highway 7......they your are in a postcard called the "Perth Manor"
Anyhow, Michael and David bought the show....yup!
I was wondering how the people of Perth would enjoy the "Party".
Patrick and I cleaned up our potty mouths a bit...sometimes in the show I would chat with Patrick and before he would respond I could see the "smut editor" running itself through his head.....he did try to use "Auntie Mame" as a punchline to a joke....the crickets croaked and I laughed......it was interesting to see us navigate new territory. It is a challenge taking over the world one Party at a time.....but we are ready and willing, non?
We did a weird mix of our stuff.......the Dirty Dancing Songologue was right beside "Can't Help Lovin' That Man".....you guys would have liked that, I think.
I really wanted to do our latest, Add It Up/Blister in the Sun.....but Deev vetoed it......he is so bossy, sometimes.
The peeps really seemed to enjoy themselves.....it is funny to me as I go out to greet all the peeps before I start that they, no matter where I am, feel the need to say little dirty things to me....jokes an what not.....is it me, people?
Is it the way I dress?
Does the curly hair invite dirty words?
I do love it though!
The night was a big success, M and D took awesome care of us!
Funny sidebar, on the way home we were chatting in the Explorer about the next show...going over some song ideas...when we stopped in the Esso for some gas went in to get a CDC ( Caffeine-Free Diet Coke) and I was singing Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" and caught the eye of......well ...for lack of a better word.... red neck younger dude....he struck a conversation.....then when we got to the car he followed to the car beside me and he sang the first verse of James Blunt's "You're Beautiful".....well, let me just say....that shit NEVER happens to me.....then I blushed and got into the car and couldn't wait to tell the guys how magnetic I am......and then George was convinced that since they drove behind us for about 60 km that they were gonna drive us off the road and kill the 3 of them and take me as their sex slave.
Weird jump, don't you think?
Anyhow....my buzz was ruined.

You are so not the one....

Show last night???!!!!
SOOOOOO much fun...I had a fun night....it is always nice when I can enjoy myself...I usually find myself a little preoccupied.
But what a great crowd for such a cold night...we had about 120 peeps.......some of my fave bloggers were out in force!!!!
I am always so happy to see you arrive.........
I just don't know what to say....a great night for me and my electrician, who was sittin in the front row, and told me today that he saw up my skirt numerous times....to which I said...was it good for you.....lucky boy!
Loved my outfits....first a cloud and then Lulu of "To Sir With Love" fame.
An above the knee skirt??? Yupp!!!!
Whoopie!!!
It was nice to change it up a bit and cutting a guest made it easier to focus on the other two...Kyle and Karen were dreamy.
Kyle sang like a bird, looked cute as a button and told stories like Schharazade....which I know is spelled wrong ...but you know how I feel about spelling....it is for pussies......so glad that we had him on the show.
And Karen, my dear friend.....I always love watching peoples faces when they hear her sing for the first time....she made me laugh as we sat together and chatted about our pasts....we are older now and all......she is really one of the most talented people I know.
And Patrick.....or as I like to think of him, Pat.....can you imagine....????? If I called him that???
Anyhow....he is just funny and he is my rock.....and my thorn....you know what I mean....he loves to dig me....he is my rocky thorn......with good hair and a snappy sweater. What would I do without him.......I woul have to sing with CD's and never have anyone to talk to.
Well, that would suck.
But here it really is folks....the reason I came to the blog....
I was just watching all of the shows I had taped over the last few days.......
Grease, You're The One That I Want?
Halfway thru....I lost the will to live and..... maybe breathe.
Oh my god....it was like a porno version of Tiny Talent Time. ( Just because if kids were dressed like that it would be slutty)
I couldn't even get it up to look at Webber....he had a weird face on him, boy. When they cut to him George said he always looks like a baby who is about to burp.
Then ...I laughed.....then he got mad that I told the corn story last night....not too mad.
It was turrible.
That is Thom's word.
Turrible.
It fits....I just don't care......
When "Talented" Sandy......that is what I like to call her now......Juliana...said that " I am very...talented" It was that end of the sentence that I didn't expect that made me spit my grape Crush.....after the show I like grape Crush.....across the room.
Oh my...they are thinkin' alot of themselves...granted the producers are asking them leading questions I am sure.....but ...my god...and then she said 4 times how much she didn't "love" her song...the one called "Don' Cry For Me Argentina" written by Andrew-Freakin'-Lloyd-Holy- Webber.....who is sitting right there....ass.
I am done with it...I shun it.......sad but true...I have other important things to watch and do, even.
Again, thanks to those who came out!!!
Tell everyone to come next time!!!
So, I have new stuff on the webpage....some Fun Facts....some new mp3's from October.....and a listing of the upcoming shows.....
In the next few weeks look for "Sharron's Chat With Pat"
a little mp3 talk show with the Deev and I.....isn't that fun???
And the Fashion Crimes web Fashion Show!!!
Exciting!.....

Tyra is Tryin'

OHHHHHH!

I don't know what it is.....ya know when someone just gets in your craw and stays there.....

I have seen enough of....

Fricken' Tyra Banks.....she is everywhere....talkin' about how humble she is, what a good girl she is....

One of my fave moments is during this whole unfortunate

"America's Next Top Waddle" story......

which I have to say she is handling quite well, she decided to not ignore it and face it head on, I applaud that .....

but just when I am warmin' to her......

she says on Larry King......

" Oh yes, I do deal with it ( weight issue) on my talk show...tomorrow on the show I am very vulnerable and I cry."

??????

Oh my god...does the hear herself ?!

When I watch her in interviews and on TV...

cause clearly though she bugs the shit oughta me I can't get enough, maybe I think that this will be the time she redeems herself.........

She acts like a Princess.

Doesn't she???

DOESN"T SHE?!

Maybe I need to go think about why this bothers me so much....what are my deep seeded issues?

I mean, she is a self made woman, she is a producer and a hard worker....maybe I just want her to be real?

Am I jealous of her success?

You wanna see something ....hmmm...I don't know what it is...odd...weird ....disconcerting......

go to

Youtube and after you watch one of my new clips ( yes...there is a new one!) go to

Tyra Banks Goes Wild...

wooooo chillin'....

That girl was on the edge and they caught it on video....

COLD!!!

Brrrrr.....you gotta be frickin' kiddin' me.....my dog won't even go outside.....and he has booties and pajamas on....don't ask why.

Yah, I need to live somewhere hot, people.

It is something that I fantasize about every year.....movin' somewhere hot...I wonder if Georgie and I will end up as early bird dinner eaters in Clearwater?

I kinda hope that we end up as late night hummus eaters in Greece.....maybe I just hope that we live to be a ripe old age and let the universe take care of the rest!

Sooooooo.....excited about the show!!!

We are doing some great new songs.....and a special song for our friend and event manager and other things that I can't

name-er .....

Grant.

Only 6 days.....woo hoo.

I have nothing to say because other than going to the gym, walking the dog, doing a voice over audition or working on the show....I am doing nothin' really.

Then I sit and ponder whether this is worth publishing.....

I go down and get a snack and think some more.....

what the hell.....

what else ya gonna do on a freezing cold day?

Wait....though I am boycotting American Idol.....I kinda wanna watch it........

RERUN?????

What the hell?
4 hours of "GREASE" and no new show????
Well, eff that...that is what I say.
That is alot of TV time.....I wonder if some people watched it all again. Not that I would think less of them but....wow.
So, I watched "Beauty and the Geek" last night, finally....they also had a three hour marathon of that...I guess everyone was trying to beat the Superbowl....George...who is away working....called and asked me if I'd seen any of the Superbowl and I paused and said....Do you remember who I am??
I worked my ass off yesterday on the Party!!!
Very excited!
All new stuff and ideas.....George and I thought up a sing-a-long in the car a couple days ago...we'll see.....I have to run it pass Patrick and you know him....he is very discerning.
Oh ya, BNTG, that Ce Ce.....I don't mean to use strong words....but I think that I hate her....putting all those braclets around that poor little dogs neck.....and just being genreally stupid and bitchy....okay....that realationship between Nate and Jennie Lee......totally two kids in highschool dancing around each other....just do the fricken' deed already....." I like you"..."NO, I like you" ..." Let's cuddle"...Just DO IT for fricks sake.
Anyway...busy happy day.....maybe we will not be on strike one day soon.
Oh ya....I am *&%$# in' cold.

When it gets busy

So, in the last two weeks I have got my house ready to sell, sold my house, got horrible food poisoning from certain sushi joint on the Danforth.....I won't say the name but it rhymes with "Mushi Belight".....bought a loft downtown.....stared to get my show ready.....oh .....you guys.....the busy-ness....but most important......we somehow knocked " Beauty and the Geek" off of the PVR!!!!
So, George manically looked around for another showing and....sigh.....it is on again tonight...Thank GOD!!!
Yes....it has been alot!
But I am just moving forward.
It is funny how all of a sudden life just gets busy as hell!
But glad for it!