Weather nice...

So, I am hosting the party...tee hee hee..the Party tonight for the midnight showing of Rocky Horror at Canstage...

What will that be like?

I wonder...

I have an excellent F%$k off outfit that I got from Pam Chorley's Fashion Crimes today!

I love it ...

Who will be there....

Will Tyra be there?

Those girls on this cycle of ANTM and totally

effed.

That girl Jael is like two steps from rehab and that Renee???

I wonder if they watch it later and think " Wow, I looked effed and oh that is why I didn't win."

And she (Crazy Tyra) is just keepin' that Diana girl in cause she is big......

You can be big and have style....she looks like she just rolled out of bed, for shit sakes.

And Idol...

Well....I tape it and then watch two seconds of each performer and then fast forward to the comments..

Ahh.....

Sanjaya...

hahahhahahahahah!

I love it!

And the girl they just voted off...I agree with ....her voice was a little too halting for me.

But Pussycat Dolls....

LOVE IT!!!

So trashy and skanky.....

The Mikey guy who helps choreo...

he said "The dolls are classy not trashy"

And two seconds later they had all the contestants dancing in a go go room with a two way window!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I

Love

it!

What the $%^&??????

So, my G-man is gone away on the big birdy to the eastern seaboard....wasn't that alot in one sentence?

And anyone who is taking that as a cue to break into my house and mess with me.....my dog will eat you alive...not to mention that I will fuck you up!

Ah, so filled with enui....probably spelled wrong but I am sad ...so if you are judging my spelling at a time like this.....

bite it.....

ooooh a bit bi-polar......

I am so filled with the melancoly that I ate a full bag of wavy lays with a goodly portion of "Helluva Good Dip"...cause is there anything better......and now I have birthday party stomach....

Better than that...whenever Georgie goes away Otto...my dog....gets really weird.....

This time he paced around the bed from 3:00am to 4:00am this morning.

At the 3:00am side I was sad for him and understanding.

At the 4:00am side I was screaming out how I would come over there and give him something to cry about.

( If you are from PETA..that was only used for comic purposes)

Then I wake and start this new day....go into the office to stretch and check the email.....oh look...

right in the corner of the white carpet.

A protest poo.

That is what we like to call them.

They are just there to remind you that Otto is pissed....

or pooed.

What a way to start the morning.

Otto had already made a break for it downstairs.

Ho hum.

The day before George left he went for a haircut and I went with him....with the phantom shitter dog....

and the hairdresser thought he was so cute....

that she cut his eyebrows so he could see better.

That Otto leads qite the life, huh?

Well...

What a show!!!!

What a night!!!!!

The people...Jayne Lewis and Victor Young...I think of them as one of the royal couples of musical theatre....director and writer Mary Francis Moore was back.... playwright Alison Lawrence....promoter Shtephen Shin......artistic director Mitchell Marcus....director Tim French.....wow....you just never know who you are gonna see..really!

I had such a great time and loved my dresses and I had straight hair and everyon told me that I looked thin....I think that it was the hair.

We had a whole new design to the room....coolio!

And Zachary Florence just wowed everyone with his composing skills and wit.......

Mr. Lee MacDougall made a stir with his two segments ......one was a comedy bit and he second was a intertretation of one of his short stories......he had everyone spellbound!

I felt very lucky to have them.

So....onward and upwards.

I forgot to mention that youn Kyle Golemba....card bitch extraodinaire is have a cabaret in the Art Bar at the Gladstone!

THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.

Sunday, March 25 at 8pm

Gladstone Hotel Art Bar
Gladstone/Queen W
$10.
Featuring yours truly ( KYLE!).
Musically directed and accompanied by Adam White.
Special guests...Colleen Sheehan.
Kritty Uranowski.
Bryce Kulak.

A totally fun night of music in a new venue. Check it out!

I do so enjoy him......he is so.....Brad Pitt-y and a great storyteller......I am gonna tell that man my dates in advance.....because if we overlap all of my love will go south pretty fast.

Funny that.

Ya wanna hear my favourite comment from Monday night?

" You are like, Megan Mullaly....and Kristen Chenoweth....with a dash of Trailer Trash."

Hmm.... I took it as a compliment!

Don't Forget!

Do Not Forget Daylight Savings....

Or I will come over there and.........

Almost one more day till the show....

We have so much new stuff......I always feel like it is opening.

Goin' to Fashion Crime right now.

Woo Hoo

THE PARTY!!

It has been super busy and I miss you all!

I hope you are comin'.....where you ask?

WELL!

All filled with blah?
Oscars over.... and you don't know where to go for your dose of drama and fabulousness?
Don't Forget!
This Monday the 12th @ 8:00pm
(doors @ 7:30pm)
Sharron's Party
@ the Gladstone 1214 Queen Street West!
We welcome
Mr. Lee MacDougall
writer, actor and fabulous Party guest!
And Movin' On Up to the Party
Mr. Zachary Florence
composer and storyteller.
Oh ya.....
And ME!!!
And Patrick!!!!
Don't be blah!
Let us be ....what?
FABULOUS!
What will the sing along be..hmmm....I don't know ...but it might have been sung by the soon to be
ex
Mrs. Bobby Brown!

It's Back!!!!

Oh ya......America's Next Top Model.....oh my god.....I hate Tyra yet I have to watch this show....it is a joke that I have heard 100 times yet I still cannot wait for the crappy punch line.
The girls....they kicked out that great girl from the Bronx....who couldn't speak english!!! She was my fave....
Then there is crazy Renee...she about to crack and have a nervous breakdown.......
And all the regulars.... Miss Jay.....he is a man who refers to himself constantly as a woman....how did he get by without a blink of the eyes on crazy U.S. Tv???? No one says anything....he was lead onto set ths week by the marines!!!!
Don't ask...don't tell.....but for god sakes do not ask!
And other Jay......who walked out of a gay Ken and Barbie box....because he is the perfect mix of both...I kinda like him....as a friend....I am not an ass.
Then....Tyra....wooooooh...her head isn't gonna fit in a room soon...and she acts like Mother Theresa because she has 2, count em, 2 plus size models on the show.
"Oh thank you Tyra"
All because of that whole "America's Next Top Waddle " deal ....don't pander to us, please....just cause you wanna be current!!!!
Lord , I cannot stand her and there I am ....taping it on the PVR!
And Idol.
Well, I like about 5 of the girls...and the other girls on the show are watching those 5 girls and saying
" Damn...they are awesome...I guess I'll sing Celine Dion"
What? Yes, the best thing to do as a new singer is sing Celine or Whitney....ug.
And Paula...drunk and had her lips done.
Oh yes....they fill me with the passion.
I think Lakisha had balls tosing "I'm Tellin' You" but no the right ones...I think she was trying to prove what????
She is better that an Oscar nominee?
So what...make your own name, girl!