New Template better....

'Cause the old one sucked!!!

Man it is amazing what a good night of sleep can do.....I still feel a bit fragile from the move and all but I am gettin'my groove back on...not like Stella and her Groove....'cause that just turned out bad for Terry MacMillan.......if you don't know what I mean...trust me....it is funny...maybe not hahaha funny but titter funny at the least.....

I am soooooo happy to be with Georgie....he is dreamy....I came out of the plane..(where I sat beside "My Legs are too big for the plane" guy...he owes me at least $50 for sharing my space...ass).....and I was looking for George and I couldn't see him......and I was a bit sad.....then I heard our family whistle.....the one we use to find each other in Malls and other places with too many people....and there he was popping out from a pole and I ran at him like I was a teenager....I know I mentioned that yesterday but it bears mentioning again....then he brought me back to his apartment .....it is a building where all the university students live...I feel like I am a million years old....they look sooooo young and they like music that booms out the same bass line for a half and hour......I am old and crotchety..then last night I went to a bar with George and our friends Carla and her man David ( who helped with the nervous-breakdown-move) and Aviva....apps and wine.....me....drunk...after.....three sips.....and a bit belligerent....I have now made a small plan to be a bit drunk on and off here....is that wrong for a 38 year old woman???

....oh wait...I don't give a poopie......hahaahhaha!

out east

Here I am ....in Halifax.....so glad that I am finished with our house and getting into our new place...holy crap ....do you know about taking off wallpaper??? Holy poopie......this wallpaper was stuck to the wall with spunk or something and then they painted over it......After the show on the 16th... I got up all bright and early....7:00am people!!!! ....and went to my new place and wet down the wall, waited and ripped away a piece the size of a nickel and had a nervous breakdown.....I grossly over estimated the scope of my abilities and underestimated the amount of work that I had to do...called George in Halifax and cried like a baby....he called our friends Cory and David ...I called Patrick....and my mother to take care of sweet, sweet Otto............and we worked our asses off...we pulled a couple almost all nighters.....if we heard that fricken Girlfriend song by Avril one more time....I was gonna puke....Cory actually came up with a little dance.....and as a singin'...dancin''......contactor he is somethin'else.....Then blogger Kevin came to help with the move.....thank god......all his portugese strength came out in full force....the movers were Russian and kinda treated me like the little woman....we all know how much I love that.....so ......I am slowly unpacking......and having a full out street fight with freakin' Rogers phone.... oh dear lord.....they suck.....big balls.....smelly ones.....George and I ...mostly George ....has spent over 12 hours...I shit you not....on the phone with them..... I hate them....but finally a process that started in January has just finished......frick....I have celebrated with chips....alot of chips...that has gotta stop.......but I am here with my George....I love him....he makes me smile....when I saw him at the airport I ran at him like he was my highschool boyfriend.......and "Hey, Hey, You, You, You Don't Need a Girlfriend"..... see how I return to the comedy?

HAAA!

Bye Melissa S........BYE!

It was a happy moment in my Pussy Cat Dolls life because she was a particular bitch last night on the show....I actually had it set to tape on Wednesday but due to the fact that I found a new show last night...

I saw it....

And I couldn't have been more excited!

I am a total gaylord!

Loved it....I didn't think Chelsea sang good enough to stay.....

Ah well.

I hope Melissa R....

who will hence forth just be known as Melissa because that other bitch is gone....

I hope Melissa...

WINS~

And....

the Party was awesome...

we were packed and George Randolf came.

I haven't seen him since my high cut bodysuit, legwarmer, dance class days.

I loved his classes!

Who else.....Kyle came all the way from Barrie...sweet..

Stuart Dowling was there....love him..

Charlotte Moore....Susan Henley....who caled to say

"I laughed, I cried, I peed my pants".

I think THAT should be our new tagline!

....who else....

A whole bunch of new people and the favourite regulars......I loved it!!!

I sang....I danced..... I cried....I made fun of Patrick....who dressed up like a motherfucker....he looked AWESOME!

......He made fun of me......Kristina was excellent!....she rode her bike with all of her stuff on her back......

Jayne Lewis...class and style personifed....and a bitch of a singer to boot!

Oh....everyone had a great time...it seemed!

Off to peel wallpaper.

Boogie Nights...let's get down!

Do you like the new template!!!
I am unsure......but I am sure about Party ...tomorrow night!! Oh I am all tired of floggin'......But it will be a blast!
Jayne Lewis.....Kristina Uranowski........and little ole me and the Patrick!!
Fun...we'll be havin'..................
Gonna go write a game!

hurry ...hurry.....hurry

Okay.....busy as shit.....new place needs paint....old place needs to be cleaned out....

Have the big show on Monday....it has been alot of shows since I have been so gay about all of the material!!

But things need to be said!

Weather=Sucks

Tyra.....not being filmed from the waist down....hmm..what is with the whole fuckin' gypsy look?

I mean....if you are gaining weight the best way to cover it up is blouse and cinch???

NOT!

I know....I've been there done that.....and put on the too tight baby T!

And thank god Whitney is gone....oh excuse me....Whitelle...lame.....but luckily Tyra ...in her infinite wisdom....told her that she was a great actress....Look out world!

Oh...and I must have missed the season with the flesh eater and the crazy fainter...

Where the fuck was I....

Alright I have to think of a new story for the top of the second set.....

BUT WAIT!!!

That bitch Melissa S. better watch the fuck out!!!

Chelsea is gonna be a Pussy Cat Doll!

Maybe Melissa R......

They call it Pussy Cat Dolls....

not watered down, Bitchy, Cupie Dolls....

alright......gotta go!

Packin......and Practicing!

Oh.....I am sitting in a house full of boxes....oh.....it makes me feel a bit Sanford and Son.

Thom came over and we packed....thanks to the sweet gods for him....he did the kitchen.....He is good at it!

We laughed and planned to take over the world, like always...

Okay...

I am fricken done with this ass weather....I want fricken spring and I want it now!!!

NOW!

Other than that....just waiting for the Pussy Cat Dolls show tonight...I took Amazing Race off the PVR and ER....who knew.....I have watched ER since the beginning of time!

But...

Ohh..

It tried to be Greys Anatomy and failed somethin' awful!

And rehearsin the show for Monday!!!

Very excited!

Doing some great new stuff.....

So....here I am at the "Battle of the Belt"....which was at the Diesel Playhouse....so the show started at 10:15pm.....Patrick and I are too old for that!

We have to be getting our beauty sleep!!!

Anyhow...there was alot of Belting.....it really took me back to school!

Which was abut 18 years ago.....holy shit.

Anyhow....young Kelly Wong took this pic of me...so I thought why not share????

Lots of Dots.......

I felt a million years old...

Three of my songs got sung....

I guess that I have to find new material....

There is something to be said for youth and being invincable...

And excited....

I enjoyed them all ...but....

I quite loved Kristina Uranowski and Nancy Silverman....oh ya.. ...And Ari Weinberg......One of a kind....sang "Blow, Gabriel, Blow"...complete with choreo......and a spangliy shirt from Body-Body...he said he got 2 for 1.....that made me laugh.....

OH man!!!

I effin' love those whorish Pussy Cat Dolls...oh man you guys I cannot get enough!!! It is scary..... bypassed every other show on the PVR... there is alot....I am very busy my peeps...so I have alot to watch...but I was eatin' my chicken breast....cause I am trying to remain in my bodies good graces with George gone I am cookin for myself...scary.....and watchin' those chicks sing Toni Braxtons' "Unbreak My Heart"...while undulating ...ON A POLE !!!
Does it get any better!!!!
Does it??
I am going right now to pick between ANTM and Lost and Friday Night Lights!!!
Loser!

What a bad blogger...

So......here I am at the Rocky midnight show.....my hair just would not work....I swear to the sweet baby Jeepers that I tried and tried and then I had to pull it the fuck up and go.....what a two hours....people were hard core there...I didn't even see the show.....I ws so tired at the end of the two hours that I put on my full length fun fur coat ( Surabaya!) and limped off home in my red high heels and fishnets....I looked like the last prostitute on her way home..

...I have been a bad blogger.......it has been busy....I hope that they three of you are still reading!!!!

Did you guys see on my Facebook that Paul Bulter has issued a challenge??? He is seen in a picture wearing his Sharron's Bitch T-shirt at one of my fave places....Marie's Crisis Cafe in New York City......where can you be seen in yours? I think it is a fab idea.... I am gonna bring it up at the show!! Which is two weeks away....I am already planning!!

Alright.....I am doing a benefit called "Battle Of the Belt " on the 6th....it looks interesting....you can find out about it on Facebook!

Facebook......fancy and easy to use.....

America's Next Top Model.....AWESOME!!!! That Renee??? CRAZY!!!! And Jael.......crazier.....and Jasmine.....talks like she is deaf.....am I wrong?

Stopped watching American Idol when the young kid wore a mohawk and Lakisha stole my fricken' closin song.....I told you I didn't trust her