More of Dora

Oh yes...we did have fun....I wanted to show you more of the Doras...mostly I wanted you to see George in his new suit...he is so handsome......and Thom in his get up....

The second picture is of Beth Kates and myself...she designed our awesome lights for "Songs For a New World" and she was ROBBED!!!! She totally should have won!

The next picture is Mark, Thom, Me and Jeffrey Kuhn....nominee for his outstanding performance in "Story of my Life" at Canstage.....star studded night!!!!

Thom and I went to see Evan Almighty last night...we walked thru the pea soup heat to the Rainbow.....it was a bit stinky...I mean ....at least there were monkeys....but that Glimore Girl ....she not funny...we also saw it with captions for the hearing impaired which I thought would be fine but sometimes the joke was printed before Wanda Sykes ever said it....

Ah well.....

If you wanna read about my broken rib and prideday fiasco scroll to the next blog.....sees ya!

Look at me and my friend, Steve Gallagher....aren't we cute?

As for the top picture?

Let me start at the beginning.....

We are at the Doras, me and Steve,

... I had never been....George and I went with Thom Allison and our friend Mark Mcnamara....we looked awesome and were ready for some fun....

Even though I had a broken boob...

.....two days before I, in an effort to find a bit of peace in nature, went out for a ride on my bike.....I got caught in the effing streetcar tracks and fell....then ignored it for a whole day...then I went to pride to see Thom sing...because I have missed it almost 5 years running..... oh ya...and I went for a power walk that morning even thought I had a hurt boob....stood in the sun for an hour....no water....hurt boob....

passed out....

wish I as kidding....

anyhow...woke up to being held by someone very strong.....turned out to be a very strong lady....thanks out to her...she took over...got me some paramedics....then my favorite gay-gle of 5 men....their words not mine....god bless them...took me to ST. Mikes for......drum roll please....6 hours....not bad really...I felt horrible about them missing their parade...then tried to be their parade for them....

So, I had a catscan....and a xrays....they took my blood...no broken head....but a cracked rib...

I mean really!!!!

Those boys took such great care of me...though Scott Fink seemed less worried than the others and stopped on the way to ER for a McFlurry and then proceeded to eat it in the ghetto waiting room....beside me with a barf hat.

That is what I have on my head in the picture....a barf hat...they always come up with something new!

Oh ya...and Thom got peed on by some guy who's cathater flew out....I am not kidding...McFlurry man laughed so hard that he cried ice cream tears...

Then I took my broken boob home and George came back from Halifax for the Doras....he and Thom did not win but I think that we had the best time of anyone.....isn't that really winning?

Also....as a side bar....the award for best female in a musical was sponsered by Hagen Dazs...I mean, really.

Do you know that the only way that I can laugh is to hold my boob?

That is me laughing and holding my boob in the first picture...I look like shit....it is after a whole day in the ER but isn't the comedy worth it?

I would like to dedicate this blog to my fave fave Gay-gle....

who gave over their pride day to take care of me

Mark

Thom

Todd

Ejiro

Myflurry (Scott)

Funny

Hey y'all.....great show last Monday...if I do say so , my self-centered self! The night was just fun as hell...I almost broke a light and for sure shattered a glass on Janice's table....sooooo sorry Janice! She was a great sport about it!
Okay...George sent me this link to a thing on the youtube....We both love Triumph the Insult Comic Dog...he is usually on the Conan Show.....well this horrible little dog covered the Tony's....here is the link ...check it out and tell me what you thought!
The old ladies almost made me throw up!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qY1j_bKg8o

WRONG!!!

How could I be soooo wrong?

Mia Micheals was at home wanting to kill that whole panel....especially screaming Mary..... cause they kicked off her favourite two dancers....I cannot believe that they kept that popper because he told them that he was gonna cry...I should do that at auditions....it actually worked!

I thought that they would want to keep more versatile dancers...I was flummoxxed....and I think Lacey....Patrick and I talked about this.....I like her...I think that she is good....and my problem is ....so does she....but don't we want people to have confidence?

So, why when we see others with confidence do we react with distaste....or is that just me?

I think she is great....and one more thing....Benji.....happily pulling off his pants....weird...is still straight?

Scroll down two blogs to hear about my show on Monday!~!!!! We will dance up!

It really is the last four shows so you wanna get out here....by the way Kyle....Gaytard.....hysterical....made me wish I had made it up.....you didn't say how your show went?

Kyle Go...LEE...emba....did you get my email?

So you think....

So ...you guys I have been busy as shit...really ...only able to watch PVR's of the View during dinner to sate my appetite for crappy TV....well, what the fuck happened to that show, huh? Barbra Walters became the show police and Elizabeth became a smug b***h.

....why do I spell it and not say...somehow it seems nicer...why do I want to be nice to her.....quite honestly ...she is not worth me losing any karma...

b***h.

Anyhow..will watch it until I cannot stand it anymore but that is who I am....

Most important....besides my show on Monday at the Gladstone.....scroll to next blog to read about it!...

So You Think You Can Dance began in earnest last night....I watched a couple of the routines more than once....I am not saying how many times.... like a gaylord....I loved it...I missed it....mean Mia Michels, who looks like it takes major deals with the devil to smile......Shane Sparks....love him ....and he love all the girls.....the Panel....screaming Mary.....screaming Nigel for that matter and Dan...I like him....do you think he is straight....please don't laugh...something has happen to my meter in the last few years......

I loved the ballet dancer and the latin dancer who did the swing routine....too early to learn their names.....and Benji's sister....like they weren't going to keep her......and whoever that guy was who caught her a million times.....awesome....I also like the ballroom guy and hip hop girl doing the waltz....I thought that they were beautiful....

tha ballroom dancing girl and the hip hop breakin guy are going tonight....that is my prediction.....too bad for her........

The Party

YUP!
Here we are again!
Sharron's Party
We now begin Sharron and Patricks last four engagements at the Gladstone......
You haven't seen the Party yet?
Well, it is time for you to make it down and see what everyone is talking about!
Monday June 18th @ the Fantastic Gladstone Ballroom
1214 Queen West!
Doors @ 7:30pm and Show @ 8:00pm!
This week we have the fantastic Thom Allison
returning for the...are you ready for it....fourth time...What will he do????
Sharron and Patrick have been cooking up four very special shows to finish this fantastic experience off in style and....well... maybe not grace!
But with some dirty words and a bawdy 70's or 80's tune....
RIGHT!
Who knows what they will do next?

Idol

kay....my fave thing that has happened to me sinceI woke about 20 minutes ago?? I went to read my morning internet papers....because I am nothing if not current.....and I saw an ad for the American Idol live tour...presented by.....are you sitting....Pop Tarts....ahhh.....made me giggle on th inside cause I still am sleepy.

Summer?

Am I the only grown up that watched...alright...PVR'ed the MTV movie awards?

I like that Sarah Silverman....she a bit dirty....didn't look all that comfy on the screen....she looked like a bit of a linebacker waiting fo her cues...but god bless her....she told all of those horrible Paris Hilton jokes....with Paris right there......if you don't know what I am talkin' about Youtube it....funny....and then Will Ferrell and the fricken' Borat guy...do not like him.....kissed...it was dirty....though it made me laugh like a whore........I had to call George in Halifax to tell him ....hate to share a funny alone.....

One of my blog peeps emailed me.....

I am a bit excited.....

So...

If you go to

hairspraymovie.com....

and then go to photogallery.......

.....

look at the picture of Jerry Stiller ....

there I am in a pink wig right behind him!!!

That is a bit encouragin'...

This week Sharron's Party is movin on up to Perth again.....

The people of the small town will once again be slightly titilated by my very....very little...potty mouth...gotta pull in back again when I go outta town sometimes....but what a great place to work!

Thom is coming with and we have another guest, an old college friend,

Mike Dwyer and we will be doin' a real Sharron's Party....fun...

And tomorrow night I am workin' at the Glenn Gould Studio....

Fancy...

Do a benifit for Sistering.....

Called Funny Girls and Dynamic Divas....

Fun, eh?

Patrick is coming with...it will be all chicks but him....

No joke here....but just think about that...