An Effing Wedding, A Effing Twist (an admission really) and an effing favour....

WILL THE NEWS EVER STOP!!
Spring/Summer (because NO ONE in Canada is sure what season it is...) is moving like girl in a short dress and hooker heels to a club on King Street on a Saturday night...REALLY!! There is a number of shows listed...plus a twist at the end. Why don't you just look through all of it before scrolling to the twist...I mean...have some self control.
Also, I my big plan AND challenge for the next couple years (yes, it takes years) is to build up my audience HERE in this country...so if any of this might appeal to anyone you know...please pass it on!! It would be greatly appreciated!
There is truly something for everyone.
The WORLD PRIDE show is naughty, for certain....BUT ANY shows out of town are CLEAN and suitable for ALL ages... ask Madison and Mackenzie in Manitouwadge... they totally dug it!

Oh Madison and Mackenzie...I photobombed you...

FIRSTLY!!!

1. VICIOUS BITCHES at WORLD PRIDE!!! 
AND A WEDDING AT WORLD PRIDE!!!

GAVIN ELIZABETH (i am working on a nickname for him...i like this one...he is tolerating it...we shall see how it goes)  CRAWFORD is getting married to Kyle Tingley (FULL STOP and congratulations...and begin again) at the HUGE mass WORLD PRIDE wedding at Casa Loma (again, FULL STOP!! REally? How cool and wonderful...begin again) on the day of our Buddies show on June 26th! (WHAT!?!? FULL EFFING STOP!?!? When will sound check be!!...not that it is all about me or anything)
AND they have invited everyone to the Buddies show that night, again June 26th...so the show is now more than half sold and it is STILL three weeks away!! So get your tickets! (Link below under the cheap and cheerful poster!)
AND our show that is 4 days before...our first show a late night 10:00pm PRIDE WEEK KICK OFF PARTY (who is really going into work that week anyhow...and if you do...will anyone be truly awake that week? )party at Second City (thanks for having us Second City TO) and it now seems to be a bachelor PARTY!?! Is it? Maybe that is me pushing the promo...but who cares!! You betta get your tickets now now now!! ALL the info is BELOW! (the twist does not come here...continue on...)

GAVIN Crawford and SHARRON Matthews are VICIOUS BITCHES
WORLD PRIDE EVENT 2014
TWO NIGHTS - TWO Different VENUES!!
June 22nd @ 10:00pm AT Second City Toronto
TO get tickets click this link:
http://www.secondcity.com/performances/detail/2250/ 
June 26th @ 8:00pm AT Buddies in Bad Times
TO get tickets click this link: 
http://buddiesinbadtimes.com/pride2014/gavin-crawford-and-sharron-matthews-in-vicious-bitches/ 

The King of the Monologue teams up with the Queen of the Songalogue for an evening of hilarity, music and idle gossip. Sharron Matthews and Gavin Crawford come together for the first time at World Pride to lovingly lampoon all things gay!  

Here are some articles about us and the show!!

MY GAY TORONTO
http://www.mygaytoronto.com/mgtstage/20140526.php?ArchiveDst=mgtstage 

NOW MAGAZINE
www.nowtoronto.com/stage/story.cfm?content=198224
 
CREW MAGAZINE!!
http://www.crewmagazine.com/article/interview-sharron-matthews-gavin-crawford/ 

XTRA  (THIS IS NAUGHTY!! DO NOT READ AT WORK...)

http://dailyxtra.com/toronto/life/sex/the-masturbatory-tales-volume-2



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 2. Sharron's Big Broadway Show at the Elora Festival!!
The Elora Festival has invited this humble Hamilton gal up to tell her Broadway Tale! This show had a hit two week run at Hamilton's (yes, my hometown!) Theatre Aquarius! I never get to do it enough and have a blast when I do!! ALL the info is below! (and now...the twist is...not here either...scroll down...it's like Game of Thrones...right?)

SHARRON's Big Broadway Show

Elora Festival

June 26th @ 3pm

Some of your favourite Broadway hits alongside the hysterical and heartbreaking stories of Sharron's journey to the Great White Way!

“Matthews is a stunning performer “
  - Hamilton Spectator

"Sharron Matthews is perfection."

- The Toronto Star

To buy tickets click the link:

http://www.elorafestival.ca/concert-information/2014-schedule/

HERE IS A FEATURE ON ZOOMER ONLINE ABOUT THE ELORA FESTIVAL...FEATURING...WELL...ME...(A GAL HAS GOTTA PROMOTE!)

ZOOMER 
http://www.everythingzoomer.com/musical-milestones/#.U5CKIMdrWXW 

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3. SHARRON Matthews GOLD is coming to Brockville Arts Centre!!
After touring this HIT show around the world (New York City, London, Scotland, Africa and across Canada)  the Brockville Arts Centre has asked me up there to do my thing!! And I am so excited! 
Audiences ranged from 12 to 86 years of age...and when they came back the next week...they brought people with them! 
Don't MISS IT!! ALL the info is below....

Sharron Matthews GOLD

Brockville Centre for the Arts

Wednesday August 6 at 8:00 p.m.
Thursday August 7 at 2:00p.m. & 8:00 p.m.

Sharron's HIT comedy concert has toured THE WORLD to astounding critical acclaim and now it is coming to Brockville! Featuring so many hit songs, including Sharron's killer arrangements of Bohemian Rhapsody, Hotel California, Creep and Last Dance!! 

"BEST OF THE FEST" 

- The Scotsman

"#1 Cabaret in New York City" 

- NitelifeExchange and WPAT Radio

To buy tickets click the link:

http://www.brockvilleartscentre.com/august.html

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4. The Twist.
After three years...I am finally ready to admit...are you ready...that one day...when I was leaving my teaching job at Sheridan College...I, BY ACCIDENT, (meaning I meant to do it...but I also meant to bring it back) stole Mary-Lu Zahalan's stapler. 
WHEW.
What a load off!
Do you think the Sheridan Security will come and get me?
Do you think Mary-Lu will ever talk to me again?  
Do you think anyone will understand that I needed to promote and put up posters? DO YOU!?!?
Do you think this will affect my record there?
Will they still hire me to do stuff there?
Hard to say. 
But the truth is...
Um...and I still have it...and it is my favourite stapler.

I love it.

 HAPPY SPRING/SUMMER TO ALL!! 
And if you like anything you see (including the kidnapping picture of Mary-Lu's stapler) pass it on!!  AND thanks from this Canadian Gal trying to rise above her stations!! xoxoxo