Bikram Still!!!

Yes, people I am still doing Bikram......

I am still mixin' it up in the hot yoga.....

I love it!!!!!

Paul McQuillan was right!

But don't tell him I said so.......

We wouldn't want him to get a bit head!

I am still doing my two person show with Georgie....

I am almost, ALMOST, having fun.....I still have an asshole the size of the head of a pin because my ass is so clenched from tension....

TMI?

We have one more week.

Funny place, that Orangeville...

It is a very lovely town.....

Picturesque one might say........

But ......

No....not but......

AND!

One night George, I and our awesome stage manager, Ms. Jennifer Jansen......you could add Lucas onto the end of her name as she is married to that lighting guy Steve Lucas....he did Wizard of Oz....and is awesome as well......

We went out to the Winchester Pub on Broadway....

For some reason it makes me chuckle that the main street is called Broadway.....

Just gay enough!....

So we go to this pub because every night I talk about nachos in the show and it makes her mouth water.....so we go for nachos....

So....it is jam night at the pub....

and the crowd is a mix of under-agers and guys who look like the drink OV beer and play slow-pitch....

ODD, non?

So, the first guy up is a black dude...who is going to wrap.....oh no....I mean rap....

like really rap....

His dad is waiting for him to start and and holding a handycam.....

Um.....where are we?

Then we glean pretty quickly that he is from a twosome called Triple Threat....

He says words like 'bitch' and 'pussy'....I think he is about 18 years old....

But not bad....but ten feet away from me.....way closer to the 'stage' is a dude who clearly likes his beer and shepards pie....oh and he also seems to be partial to white people.....

He has the hugest scowl on his face....and his group of six.....which contains a woman who's voice is pitched higher than the chipmunks......this group complains that this is a pub and they shouldn't play 'that kind' of music there.....

WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?

Oh my lord!!!

No really....not a word of a lie....

Jen and George and I are just agog....

It is about this time that I realize that I am spoiling for a fight....

A little fist fight never hurt anyone.....

I am pretty sure that I can take a couple people....

As I think this the waitress, who seems like she is about 16, tells me that I remind her of the chick from 'The Big Comfy Couch'...

Isn't she a clown?

I hate clowns!!!

That comment makes me want to fight her....

Jen is starting to egg me on......

THEN.....

A girl comes in the bar......late teens, early twenties..........a bit slutty....lets not mince words.....

She is up dancing to the jamming musicians, who are playing James Taylor for fricks-sake......and she is dancing alone!!

I see her looking our way over and over.....I start to get worked up that she is looking at George!!!!

Then she asks me to dance.....

REally?

Well....

Who knew?

Orangeville is a different place.

I am soooo enjoying our time there.....

But it is a bit unpredictable!