Hey !
FINALLY they voted off that SCOTT dude!!
Finally! George thought for a moment that panel of judges was gonna save him.
But they didn't!
THANK GOD!!!!
Oh, what a couple days..... full of things that were great, things that sucked and things that I wish I could have had a video camera on for... oh and another thing that just made me fucking mad.
Where to start?!
Well, I have been sequestered in my home for the better part of the last three months working on many......many projects....shows, benefits... Videos...my ass....
Oh... and training a 110 pound dog.
It has been going well my friends... for one week together.. I think they are doing pretty damned fine... Cassie has been allowed back on the couch and the bed... Tyson can come up if invited.....and they run around together.. and they even kissed a couple times.... but hey, only first base, you dirty bitches....
I was feeling all puppy-low-voice-talker... which is my version of the dog whisperer....
But after pride commeth the fall ... or some fucking thing........George went to rehearsal yesterday... and I was alone with the 160 pounds of dog meat...I was DETERMINED to walk them by myself... though I was truly scared a bit shitless....
So, I sat them at the front door...and they did sit and poured out my heart to them... begging them to be good...asking them to not pull me off my feet...and Cassie seemed to listen...she is very intense.... a good listener.....and Tyson..... well... Tyson seems to listen to a music only American Bull Mastiffs can hear... like Lauren Hill.... or Sammy Davis junior....and I just had to pray that he would be good.
And they were.
God damn it... I walked them all the way around the block...it took about 20 minutes...I am all proud... I fucking rock.
So, today we take them to the park to play ball and it is all going well.... and then... and then Tyson gets the ball for the first time ... and George and I are all excited... and he runs around with Cassie... and then... and then...
he puts it one the ground in front of him... and they stare at each other and before we can run to them they start going at it... I mean... AT IT...holy shit... and I grab Tyson and George grabs Cassie and they keep trying to go at each other...
It was HORRIBLE!!!!!
Oh my god... all four of us walked home like we had been.... well ... IN A FIGHT!
Oh my god you guys...George and I could not shake it for the rest of the day...
Cassie and Tyson seemed fine... althought Tyson had a bit of a swagger because I think he won... and now all of their privileges have been revoked... no one is allowed on the bed.... and when I went out yesterday I barricaded Tyson in the kitchen.... so ... we start again...
( sidebar: he did break out... again and they are fine... as long as they don't have anything to fight over.... it seems)
Lord.... I almost threw up.
And, on a happier note, I finally shored up my guest list for
"Sharron's Spring Forward Party"
It is full of talent and history!!!
On Friday April 24th
Young Kritty Uranowski, who I did the Hairspray movie with, will be on singing her own tunes... she is really something else... you do not want to miss her....
And then the master of cabaret and jazz, my dear friend Tim Boyle.... he and I were room mates in the early 90's and .... oh my dears.... what a time it was...maybe we will talk about the time we smoked hoolie ( I don't do that anymore... really.. I freaked out once.. and then I decided the hoolie wasn't for me) and got chocolate and then turned down the volume on the TV and all picked a character in a porn and was that characters voice...... I can't wait to talk with him about THAT !... and have you hear him sing! Like a bird, people!
On Saturday April 25th
The ever talented Gabi Epstein will make her second appearance on the Party... she was in Edges and is a cabaret whirlwind... I think she is one of the best singers I know!
And.... oh my dear lord... the Big Girl is coming down to kick his head... sing a tune... and talk about our 3 months together on the Music Man Movie... which we did with Kristen Chenoweth... yes, Christopher Wilson will be on the Party....maybe he will talk about the time he got in trouble from Kathleen Marshall for having a kick off competition.... with an 8 year old!!!
And opening for the show at 7:30pm will be the ever creative, talented powerhouse Bryce Kulak of "The Big Idea"
Do not miss it!
So, it is among the last of Sharron's Party...I am not kidding y'all... I have written a really fun show.. and I look forward to see you all!
You can tickets online at
http://www.ticketweb.ca/snl/Search.action?query=sharron%27s+party&x=13&y=7
or call
#416 975 8555 for tickets
Fitness Quest 2009
So....I know you think I might have given in BUT I am still at it at the Berkeley Gym with Eleni and Kirsten... I am gonna do a Vlog next week... but I am working my tail off.... I am so happy with my whole regime.... and don't get me wrong... I have never worked harder...
I am on a bit of a plateau right now... but I am powering through it people....
So... yesterday I did my first spin class into training... and the spin teacher Lara... who is amazing... is also one of the hardest and ...nicest people you will ever meet ... which makes it hard to hate her at she has you on a maximum resistance...for 5 minutes... when she said it was five minutes ... the horrible person that lives inside of me... almost screamed out "FUCK OFFF!!!!!!" ... the extra F is for extra FUCK!...
But I made it... I had done 3 days in a row of really challenging spin and so when i came out to meet Kirsten I thought that maybe she might take it easy on me... what the eff was I thinking....
Skipping
Stairs
Push Ups
Burpies
More skipping
Lunges
and then my friends.... I did tricep dips... and in the middle... I could help myself... I cried... I pulled my towel in front of my face... and cried... I couldn't even stop it...
But then I wiped my face and got back to it.
And Kirsten is firm, yet understanding... she didn't let up... but she didn't kill me either.. that is the mark of an awesome trainer.. and she is awesome.. and sat and talked me about my plateau after....
And then I came home and sat in the bathtub for two hours...
And I go back to Eleni on Monday who has been in Miami taking a boot camp... she is always learning.. this fitness pro... so... I am a bit shitting my pants about what she is gonna make me do on Monday....
Who knows?
Billy Bob
I couldn't find a shitter colour to spell his red neck name in... have you seen the clip on youtube of him on Jian Gomeshi's show... you have to go... you have to see... he is an embarrassment... and he has made almost a whole country hate him...he mentioned in this interview how performing for Canadians was like the mashed potatos without the gravy.... and that we just sit there...... if he didn't think that we stand up enough.....WELL WE DO NOW!
We stand up to your spoiled celebrity rudeness.... and your band sucks!!
ooohhh I am all filled with fire!!!
I am off to spin class!
Finally! George thought for a moment that panel of judges was gonna save him.
But they didn't!
THANK GOD!!!!
Oh, what a couple days..... full of things that were great, things that sucked and things that I wish I could have had a video camera on for... oh and another thing that just made me fucking mad.
Where to start?!
Well, I have been sequestered in my home for the better part of the last three months working on many......many projects....shows, benefits... Videos...my ass....
Oh... and training a 110 pound dog.
It has been going well my friends... for one week together.. I think they are doing pretty damned fine... Cassie has been allowed back on the couch and the bed... Tyson can come up if invited.....and they run around together.. and they even kissed a couple times.... but hey, only first base, you dirty bitches....
I was feeling all puppy-low-voice-talker... which is my version of the dog whisperer....
But after pride commeth the fall ... or some fucking thing........George went to rehearsal yesterday... and I was alone with the 160 pounds of dog meat...I was DETERMINED to walk them by myself... though I was truly scared a bit shitless....So, I sat them at the front door...and they did sit and poured out my heart to them... begging them to be good...asking them to not pull me off my feet...and Cassie seemed to listen...she is very intense.... a good listener.....and Tyson..... well... Tyson seems to listen to a music only American Bull Mastiffs can hear... like Lauren Hill.... or Sammy Davis junior....and I just had to pray that he would be good.
And they were.
God damn it... I walked them all the way around the block...it took about 20 minutes...I am all proud... I fucking rock.
So, today we take them to the park to play ball and it is all going well.... and then... and then Tyson gets the ball for the first time ... and George and I are all excited... and he runs around with Cassie... and then... and then...
he puts it one the ground in front of him... and they stare at each other and before we can run to them they start going at it... I mean... AT IT...holy shit... and I grab Tyson and George grabs Cassie and they keep trying to go at each other...
It was HORRIBLE!!!!!
Oh my god... all four of us walked home like we had been.... well ... IN A FIGHT!
Oh my god you guys...George and I could not shake it for the rest of the day...
Cassie and Tyson seemed fine... althought Tyson had a bit of a swagger because I think he won... and now all of their privileges have been revoked... no one is allowed on the bed.... and when I went out yesterday I barricaded Tyson in the kitchen.... so ... we start again...
( sidebar: he did break out... again and they are fine... as long as they don't have anything to fight over.... it seems)
Lord.... I almost threw up.
And, on a happier note, I finally shored up my guest list for
"Sharron's Spring Forward Party"
It is full of talent and history!!!
On Friday April 24th
Young Kritty Uranowski, who I did the Hairspray movie with, will be on singing her own tunes... she is really something else... you do not want to miss her....
And then the master of cabaret and jazz, my dear friend Tim Boyle.... he and I were room mates in the early 90's and .... oh my dears.... what a time it was...maybe we will talk about the time we smoked hoolie ( I don't do that anymore... really.. I freaked out once.. and then I decided the hoolie wasn't for me) and got chocolate and then turned down the volume on the TV and all picked a character in a porn and was that characters voice...... I can't wait to talk with him about THAT !... and have you hear him sing! Like a bird, people!
On Saturday April 25th
The ever talented Gabi Epstein will make her second appearance on the Party... she was in Edges and is a cabaret whirlwind... I think she is one of the best singers I know!
And.... oh my dear lord... the Big Girl is coming down to kick his head... sing a tune... and talk about our 3 months together on the Music Man Movie... which we did with Kristen Chenoweth... yes, Christopher Wilson will be on the Party....maybe he will talk about the time he got in trouble from Kathleen Marshall for having a kick off competition.... with an 8 year old!!!
And opening for the show at 7:30pm will be the ever creative, talented powerhouse Bryce Kulak of "The Big Idea"
Do not miss it!
So, it is among the last of Sharron's Party...I am not kidding y'all... I have written a really fun show.. and I look forward to see you all!
You can tickets online at
http://www.ticketweb.ca/snl/Search.action?query=sharron%27s+party&x=13&y=7
or call
#416 975 8555 for tickets
Fitness Quest 2009
So....I know you think I might have given in BUT I am still at it at the Berkeley Gym with Eleni and Kirsten... I am gonna do a Vlog next week... but I am working my tail off.... I am so happy with my whole regime.... and don't get me wrong... I have never worked harder...
I am on a bit of a plateau right now... but I am powering through it people....
So... yesterday I did my first spin class into training... and the spin teacher Lara... who is amazing... is also one of the hardest and ...nicest people you will ever meet ... which makes it hard to hate her at she has you on a maximum resistance...for 5 minutes... when she said it was five minutes ... the horrible person that lives inside of me... almost screamed out "FUCK OFFF!!!!!!" ... the extra F is for extra FUCK!...
But I made it... I had done 3 days in a row of really challenging spin and so when i came out to meet Kirsten I thought that maybe she might take it easy on me... what the eff was I thinking....
Skipping
Stairs
Push Ups
Burpies
More skipping
Lunges
and then my friends.... I did tricep dips... and in the middle... I could help myself... I cried... I pulled my towel in front of my face... and cried... I couldn't even stop it...
But then I wiped my face and got back to it.
And Kirsten is firm, yet understanding... she didn't let up... but she didn't kill me either.. that is the mark of an awesome trainer.. and she is awesome.. and sat and talked me about my plateau after....
And then I came home and sat in the bathtub for two hours...
And I go back to Eleni on Monday who has been in Miami taking a boot camp... she is always learning.. this fitness pro... so... I am a bit shitting my pants about what she is gonna make me do on Monday....
Who knows?
Billy Bob
I couldn't find a shitter colour to spell his red neck name in... have you seen the clip on youtube of him on Jian Gomeshi's show... you have to go... you have to see... he is an embarrassment... and he has made almost a whole country hate him...he mentioned in this interview how performing for Canadians was like the mashed potatos without the gravy.... and that we just sit there...... if he didn't think that we stand up enough.....WELL WE DO NOW!
We stand up to your spoiled celebrity rudeness.... and your band sucks!!
ooohhh I am all filled with fire!!!
I am off to spin class!
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