Thursday, May 17, 2012

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE! Sharron Matthews Superstar: Gold

Well, goodness gracious. 
What a freakin' week....what a WEEK, people!
Excitement...tears...and that was just this morning. (Horrible)
I am supes excited (as the 'youngs' say) to make my a very big tour announcement for this year.
I am taking myself a couple places...being brought (imagine that shit!!! Fancy, right?) a couple others...and it makes for an amazing tour (Tour poster to follow...I have been busy...)
Where am I going, you might ask?
Here is the press release COPY!!!

- For immediate release - 

Sharron Matthews Superstar: GOLD World Tour 2012

TO Venue:    Buddies in Bad Times   
Date/Time:    July 19th, 20th, 21st and 22nd
Box Office:    416 975 8555 (TICKETS ON SALE NOW)

 The Scotsman BEST OF THE FEST, 2011 ‘Jesus thinks I’m Funny’

*Starring in Global TVs hit show, ‘Canada Sings’

‘more musical surprises and mood swings than a foul-mouthed episode of ‘Glee’. World Domination beckons…’ -Three Weeks

Nominated for the prestigious Reel award, Global’s hit TV show, Canada Sings, starring Sharron Matthews, began airing its second season on May 15th.  Following her sell-out 2011 Fringe show, a west end run, world tour and television series...what is a Superstar to do?

Well, if she is Sharron Matthews Superstar, she slaps on a tight, smokin’ hot gold outfit, some high heel pumps and then proceeds to sing the HOLY HELL out of some of her biggest hits while touring the world! GOLD hits,

Radiohead: Here she comes to belt the crap out of you.
Lady Gaga: Beware, bitches.
Queen: Yes, she will do that song that you requested ALL last year.
Guns and Roses: Isn’t the band TITLE ENOUGH!?!?

And this isn’t just an excuse to do a crappy “Best Hits” show, oh no. (Though, again, she will be doing those “Best Hits”, oh yes.)  Sharron has got something to say – about: (ready for it...) that skanky Kim Kardashian (How in the hell does that happen?), Hookers and Prostitutes (They are probably the same thing but she wants to cover all the bases), hotels that scare the crap out of you (and not just because of the freakin’ bed bugs), what it is like being a Canadian Reality TV Star (uber-sigh...), students who wear tight tshirts in front of their hot teachers (Ya, I said it) and many more interesting, naughty and intoxicating things...
She will, yes, she will, sing some hot new songs with hot new arrangements, and will Adele be there? NO!!! Doesn’t that Adele lady have enough exposure? But there might be some Jessie J, mixed with old school Justin Timberlake...just will have to come and see.

She will make you laugh, make you cry...and make you pee your pants a bit....GOLD!

    ‘her set deftly showcases a relentless comic touch and a genuine ability as a large-voiced singer of barreling rock'n'roll or unexpectedly tender ballads’
**** The Scotsman

‘Five star cabaret queen… Redheaded Canadian goddess, a real superstar’  ***** The Skinny

“Sharron Matthews Superstar: Gold” begins a world tour in Toronto, then the Edinburgh Fringe, London, and New York City. In October, she makes first visit to South Africa to perform in the inaugural Cape Town Cabaret Festival.
It IS A BIG year people! Hop on!


July 19th -22nd - Buddies in Bad Times Theatre


August 1st - 27th - Pleasance Above, Pleasance Courtyard


August 31st @ Tristan Bates Theatre
September 2nd - a very special show at a location TBA.


Sept 23rd - 25th - Flute Bar and Lounge


October 6th - 20th 
NFB Cape Town Cabaret Festival (Inaugural)


Yes, my friends....South Africa...New York...London...Scotland...and TORONTO!! 
And accompaniment by the fantastic and hot (in the bum area) mess, Chris Tsujiuchi...otherwise known as COOCH!!!
I am very excited about this all know how hard I have worked to get my shows out there and this is a sweet adventure.
I would love to have you in the audience!
It will have been 8 months since my last TORONTO I am ready and raring to go.
Buy your tickets now!!! 
Let's sell this shit out!!!
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